Monday, March 10, 2008

Lets Start wit a joke...

Friends i am a fun loving guy. The only problem with me is that I m always wondering on some crap philosophies like the ones follow:

  • Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
  • Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
  • Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
  • Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
  • Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
  • Why it is when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
  • If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
  • Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, and the result is the same?
  • Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
  • Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
  • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
  • Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
  • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  • Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  • Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  • If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? (I am talking of Dubai rules to get liquor)…

I hope I am successful to get a little smile on your face after you people have read this… what’s say?? Bole to sahi na???

1 comment:

aanchal drolia said...

U really write things which will make ppl thnk about it . . . .
Keep it up